I love Ani and Amy and Emily
I hope every lesbian learns to play
But when it comes to special rights like family
I think marriage goes a bit too far

We re pushing and pushing
But never forget
True equality, it hasn t happened yet
But don t point your finger at me
Take a look at my friends and you ll see

Stereotypes aren t for me
But I never said life was fair
Diversity makes us all free
And somebody needs to cut hair

Look, I am a liberal guy
I wear a ribbon, no one deserves to die
You can tell I don t support the status quo
Because Ellen is my favorite show
My middle name is equal rights
I ll talk the talk while you fight the fight
I say I m down but that s where it ends
But I m okay just look at my best friends